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Food pick up lines 🍔🍟🍕 in 2024

Do you like Smores?,
well how about s’more of this dick up you a**

Once the rainy seasons comes, we should forage together.

Hey baby, you wanna eat fresh? (Subway)

Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

I wish you were cheesecake, ’cause I’d eat you right up.

Do you like Cool Whip, cause its gonna be Cool to whip this dick in yo face

Do you like Wendys?
Well I’m sure you’ll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.

Hey do you want to make like a banana and split the check.

Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?)
because you’re looking magically delicious!

Are you a Frito cause your really corny

If your lips are vodka, then I want to get wasted.

My p**** is like Rally’s, you GOTTA eat.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?
No! D’ya wanna do lunch?

Without you, my heart feels like swiss cheese – full of holes.

Need a cooking partner?
Because I am amazing in the kitchen.

Do you need someone to help pitch your tent at farmers market?

Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!

I’m going to make you breakfast…Omelet you suck this dick.

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