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Fishing pick up lines 🎣🐟 in 2024

Baby, you’re the fish fingers to my custard.

Hey, babe, you reeled me over here. So what do you want to talk about?

People say you should teach a man how to fish?
How about teaching me?

You’ve the hook, line, and sinker. I am yours forever.

How about I take you to a nice seafood dinner and turn you to be the dinner. 

Do you mind if I put my tackle in your box?

I like hookers.

We should hook up when you feel like it.

I can put a snook head straight up in your mangroves?
Do you want to try it? 

You are so hot that you turn all the shell fishes red. 

Are you an octopus?
Because you octopi my thoughts.

Hey baby, can you please hold my rod and wait for what happens?

If you were a fish, you’d be an Angelfish.

You look like a trout, baby, and I want to fish you.

I’m a sperm whale. Seriously, what more do I need to say?

Bow ties may be cool, but I think you’re cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

Hey, girl, are you a fish?
Because we should hook up.

The rod’s not that big, but I sure know how to wiggle the worm.

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