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Engineering pick up lines 👨🏻‍🔧 in 2025

I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I’d like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.

Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?

That is a slide rule in my pocket.

Do you come from a family of engineers?
You have the most perfect, accurate design I’ve ever seen.

Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.

Babe I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

You’re like a lithium battery to my radio. I feel charged when I’m around you.

I’d switch to emacs for you.

Engineers and girls are like asymptotes and axes, they get close, but never touch.

If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes

You’re like the top of an AMD Athlon.. very hot.

If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2, together we would be 1.

The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.

How about we do some DPI

The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.

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