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Engineering pick up lines 👨🏻‍🔧 in 2024

I’d switch to emacs for you.

You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

Solve this equation for me, will you? Y = |sin(x)}|+ 5e-x^100 cos(x); x= -3 to 3.

Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.

Can I do your Systems Analysis?

Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?

Nice set of parabolas!

Hey, want to come over and help me find my mattress’s spring constant?

Nice set of parabolas!

Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?

I scale.

We’re as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh’s.

I’d make a perpetual motion with you anytime.

Baby what do you say me go make some perpetual motion?

Can I see your blueprints?
I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.

I’ll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.

You NP-complete me.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

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