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Engineering pick up lines 👨🏻‍🔧 in 2024

I’d like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

You must be a linear time-invariant system because I know exactly where my impulse signal wants to go.

Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field cause you just induced a flow somewhere in me.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.

Do you know Newton’s law of universal gravitation?
Well, I’m attracted to you, and we both have masses, ergo you’re also attracted to me, right?

Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my “beam”.

I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?

Wanna take some data?

I like you so much, I’ll give you my x = 16 sin3 t; y = 13 cos t – 5 cos (2t) – 2 cos (3t) – cos (4t). Seriously, Google it.

You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

I’d like to get you under your fume hood!

You increase my Young’s modulus.

Oh, oh, oh. You have curves like a sine function.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

I’d like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Firefox.

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