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Engineering pick up lines 👨🏻‍🔧 in 2025

Are you a piece of carbon?
Because I would love to date you.

Hi can I check out your Data Base?

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

If you were a math function, I’d like to be your derivative. Want to know why? So I’d lie tangent to you.

I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.

I want you to reboot real quick

We’re as compatible as two similar Tablets.

Watch out; the magnetic field is strong with this lovely lady.

You’re like the top of an Intel Processor – very hot!

Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.

If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?

You prefer a quick time line erection?

I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?

Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge.

Hi, you are my Turn Key Project

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2

Hey, sexy. You be sin2(x), I’ll be cos2(x), and together we’ll be one.

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