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Engineering pick up lines 👨🏻‍🔧 in 2024

Your 127.0.0.1 or mine

Wanna dance?
I can really put your inertia in motion.

Can I see your blueprints?
I want to lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

Wanna come back to my room? …and see my 166mhz Pentium?

What do you say we make some kinetic energy with our bodies?

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

Baby, is this building’s air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?

I would really like to bisect your angle.

Wow you got a fantastic elevation

Hey handsome. You must be Python because you’re driving me crazy.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my “beam”.

Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge.

Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.

You have cuter dimples than a cardioid!

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2

I am ready to git commit

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