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Dumb pick up lines in 2024

If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!

Are you sure you are not tired?
You have been running through my mind all day.

Nice shoes, we should go out.

I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

Want a raisin? No?
Well, how about a date?

Are you a keyboard?
Because you are my type.

I know this is going to sound cheesy, but together we’d rock. (Really? Just really?)

Do you like Star Wars?
Cause Yoda only one for me.

Are you from Tennessee?
Because you’re the only Ten I See.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together.

You know, Dr phil says I am afraid of commitment.. Want to help prove him worng?

If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

Blink once if you want to go out with me.

I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?

You must be a love ninja because you snuck into my heart. (This will make them cry.)

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