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Dumb pick up lines in 2024

I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.

I thought happiness start with H. But why does mine starts with U.

I’ll give you three wishes if your first wish is for me. (I’m not sure, but I think Aladdin tried this once.)

If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

Am I cute enough yet? or do you need more to drink?

Take a photo of her. I want to show my mom what my next girlfriends look like.

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

rivers and underwater streams?
Because daaaaaaaaam!

Somebody call the cops, Because it’s got to be illegalto look that good!

I wish I was your handbag, so that I will always be by your side.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

You know what you would really look beautiful in?
My arms.

Do you know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms. (Give it a try, and let me know what happens.)

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

You must be the reason for global warming because you are hot.

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