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Dumb pick up lines in 2024

For som reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Do you have a bandaid?
I just scraped my knee falling for you.

You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

My head just exploded because you are the bomb. (Hmmm…just might work.

Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where?
(When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

I wasn’t always religious. But I am now, because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

I sneezed because God bless me with you.

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!

Are you sure you are not tired?
You have been running through my mind all day.

Nice shoes, we should go out.

I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

Want a raisin? No?
Well, how about a date?

Are you a keyboard?
Because you are my type.

I know this is going to sound cheesy, but together we’d rock. (Really? Just really?)

Do you like Star Wars?
Cause Yoda only one for me.

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