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Dumb pick up lines in 2024

Can I follow you home?

Do you work at Dick’s?
Because you’re sporting the goods!

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

Is your name Ariel?
Cause we Mermaid for each other.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappers.

So, you must be the reason men fall in love.

Are you a 45-degree angle?
Because you’re a-cutie!

Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?

Have you been to the doctor’s lately?
Cause I think you are lacking some vitamin me.

Are you Australian?
Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

Have you been covered in bees recently?
I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

Where have I seen you before?
Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves..

Are you Siri?
Because you autocomplete me!

Are you a time traveler?
Because I see you in my future!

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