Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Dog pick up lines 🐶 in 2024

Do you pee here often?

I’m looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.

Iams so in love with you.

You work for beneful?
Cuz you’re maing my heart do all the right things.

Have I ever told you that you smell like love?

I don’t bite you know…unless it’s called for.

Hey girl, you’re one fine-lookin’ mother pupper.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey because I’m a dog.

Hey gurrrlll…do you wanna help me bury my bone?

You had me at ruff.

Girl, you are SO FETCH.

Can I follow you home?
My parents always told me to follow my dreams!

You came back to this dog park to see me, didn’t you?

I don’t bite…unless you call for it!

I came here looking for a little tail.

A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.

If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine’s gift to you.

You. Me. Bacon.

Follow us on Facebook