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Dog pick up lines 🐶 in 2025

Iams so in love with you.

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I don’t bite you know…unless it’s called for.

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That fire hydrant might be fake, but you are REAL pretty.

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I may not look like Lassie, but I know how to lick!

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Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?

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I want to have your puppies.

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I’d never keep you on a short leash.

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You make me want to be a more obedient dog.

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I’ll be your tramp, if you will be my lady?!

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I’ll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.

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Do you pee here often?

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It was love at first sniff.

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Your bark is contagious.

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The sparkle in your eyes are so bright, the stars must be jealous.

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When I say ‘bitch’, I mean it as a compliment!

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I don’t normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.

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There’s not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.

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Hey Baby, howl ya doin’?

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