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Dog pick up lines 🐶 in 2024

You had me at ruff.

Haven’t I sniffed you someplace before?

Roll over. I’ll scratch your belly.

What is that scent you are wearing?
Kennel #5?

Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!

You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.

Girl, if you were a steak, you’d be well done!

With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.

I had to cross all the dog parks in this state – just to find you.

Do you pee here often?

I’m looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.

Iams so in love with you.

You work for beneful?
Cuz you’re maing my heart do all the right things.

Have I ever told you that you smell like love?

I don’t bite you know…unless it’s called for.

Hey girl, you’re one fine-lookin’ mother pupper.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey because I’m a dog.

Hey gurrrlll…do you wanna help me bury my bone?

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