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Dog pick up lines 🐶 in 2024

This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.

Sup yo? Ya looking kinda fetching!

Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.

With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.

I’m a poodle in the streets, but a dulldog in the sheets.

You smell like garbage and pee

Your booty is 70% water, and I am thirsty.

Can you help me find someplace to pee?

Girl, you are SO FETCH.

My favorite position is doggie-style. What’s yours?

Your doghouse or mine?

Is it warm in here, or are you in the heat?

I’m a poodle in the streets, but a bulldog in the sheets.

I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.

What say we take this discussion off-leash.

Knick-knack, Paddy-whack, you just gave this dog a bone(r)!

Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?

Come on, don’t make me beg!

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