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Dog pick up lines 🐶 in 2025

My favorite position is Doggy Style – how about yours?

When I say ‘bitch’, I mean it as a compliment!

Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day…

Do you play ball? Because you are a keeper!

You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.

I am looking for a no-leash-attached relationship.

Is it warm in here, or are you in the heat?

Are you tired?
Because you’ve been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.

Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?

You’re a great catch.

Hey Lady, do you want to lick my bone?

How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run?

How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run?

Sniff my butt. It’s the quickest way to my heart.

Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?

Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new lease on life. You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.

Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new lease on life.

I want to have your litter of puppies.

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