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Dog pick up lines 🐶 in 2024

I’m a Poodle in the streets, but a Bulldog in the sheets.

Sniff my butt. It’s the quickest way to my heart.

Dog heaven must be missing an angel.

Lookin’ good, Rover. Are you single?
Think Buddy here could get your number?

Your breath smells like Greenies.

Hi! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

I came here looking for a little tail.

You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.

I love – Squirrel.

This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.

Sup yo? Ya looking kinda fetching!

Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.

With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.

I’m a poodle in the streets, but a dulldog in the sheets.

You smell like garbage and pee

Your booty is 70% water, and I am thirsty.

Can you help me find someplace to pee?

Girl, you are SO FETCH.

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