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Dog pick up lines 🐶 in 2025

I came here looking for a little tail.

A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.

If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine’s gift to you.

You. Me. Bacon.

Doggy style? I invented it!

Can I get you a tennis ball?

Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?

Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?

My favorite position is Doggy Style – how about yours?

When I say ‘bitch’, I mean it as a compliment!

Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day…

Do you play ball? Because you are a keeper!

You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.

I am looking for a no-leash-attached relationship.

Is it warm in here, or are you in the heat?

Are you tired?
Because you’ve been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.

Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?

You’re a great catch.

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