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Doctor pick up lines 👨‍⚕🩺 in 2025

I’ll shock the socks off you

Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.

Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.

Ever slept with an EMT? Want to?

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

I don’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!

I have all sorts of protection

No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can… Wanna play?

I know exactly where all the important parts are.

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