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Doctor pick up lines 👨‍⚕🩺 in 2024

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.

I’m feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?

We always come when we are called

Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!

Hey girl, you’re like a car accident, because I can’t look away.

Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.

You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.

My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.

Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectile disfunction.

I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.

Sit back and relax…I fix broken hearts.

Wanna tickle my tardis?

You have to be my coronary artery because it’s covered in my heart.

Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?

I’m good with multiple partners

We are prepared for any rhythm

Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes!

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