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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!

I have all sorts of protection

No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can… Wanna play?

I know exactly where all the important parts are.

Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life

Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

I’m a medic, I know your body better then you do!

Wanna join the code 3 club?

If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?

Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.

Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

You give me premature ventricular contractions.

Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.

Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?

I have my own multi-positional bed

No that’s not an epi-pen in my pants, I’m just happy to see you.

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar

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