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Doctor pick up lines 👨‍⚕🩺 in 2024

I’m familiar with Latex and restraints

Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?

You’re systemic, and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together, we are one.

Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.

You know, I’ve been highly trained to stick things into people…

You can be a cardiologist because there is something that makes me want to give you my heart.

Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

I might need life alert, because I’ve fallen in love with you and can’t get up.

Playing doctor is for kids…let’s play gynecologist!”

Hey Girl, you make both of my hearts skip a beat.

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.

I’m feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?

We always come when we are called

Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!

Hey girl, you’re like a car accident, because I can’t look away.

Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.

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