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My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you.

Your calves must be aching. Because you’ve been back-marching through my mind all day.

I need medical attention! I hurt myself pretty bad falling for you.

Baby, you make me vasodilate!

I’ll shock the socks off you

Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.

Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.

Ever slept with an EMT? Want to?

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

I don’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!

I have all sorts of protection

No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can… Wanna play?

I know exactly where all the important parts are.

Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life

Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

I’m a medic, I know your body better then you do!

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