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Doctor pick up lines 👨‍⚕🩺 in 2024

How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways

You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

I hope that one day I will be your emergency person.

Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.

I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery.

I might need a doctor, cos you are dublin my heart rate.

Do you have protein? Because you have a good role.

Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.

I’m no organ donor, but I’d happy to give you my heart.

When we first met I couldn’t get you out of my mind, now I can’t get you out of my heart.

You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.

I am an organ donor, need anything?

My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.

Are you lost Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

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