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Doctor pick up lines 👨‍⚕🩺 in 2024

Do you have protein? Because you have a good role.

Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.

I’m no organ donor, but I’d happy to give you my heart.

When we first met I couldn’t get you out of my mind, now I can’t get you out of my heart.

You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.

I am an organ donor, need anything?

My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.

Are you lost Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

They don’t call me Bones because I’m a doctor.

Are you COPD? Because you take my breath away.

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

I’m the best in rapid clothing removal

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

Am I interested in you, or is it just blood sugar?

I can find every pulse in your body!

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