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Doctor pick up lines 👨‍⚕🩺 in 2024

Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.

Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed

Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, its just a sparkle.

You have acute angina.

You make my heartbeat like a drop of epinephrine.

(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?

I hope you passed CPR because you’re taking my breath away

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

I am stuck on you.

The way you ask me leaves me aphasic.

Come into my office and take off your pants.

I’m familiar with Latex and restraints

Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?

You’re systemic, and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together, we are one.

Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.

You know, I’ve been highly trained to stick things into people…

You can be a cardiologist because there is something that makes me want to give you my heart.

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