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Dirty Pick up lines 😏 in 2024

Do I have to sign for your package?

I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

Did you just sit on a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?

You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Did you hear that new Cardi B song?
Want me to sing it to you?

Are you a light switch?
Because you really turn me on.

Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

Want to play conductor?
You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo.

Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

If I were a ballon, would you blow me?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit some time in between?

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