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Dirty Pick up lines 😏 in 2024

What did you say your name was?
I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.

Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”

What did you say your name was?
I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?

You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink)

Do you like bacon?
Wanna strip?

I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.

Do I have to sign for your package?

Do I have to sign for your package?

I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

Did you just sit on a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?

You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Did you hear that new Cardi B song?
Want me to sing it to you?

Are you a light switch?
Because you really turn me on.

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