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Dirty Pick up lines 😏 in 2025

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

Are you a drill sergeant?
Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Can I borrow your lips?

Those look like quality pants; do you mind if I take them off?

Are you an elevator?
Because I’ll go up and down on you.

I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.

Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

Are you a campfire?
Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

Want to spin my dreidels?

I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.

Are you a haunted house?
Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

Can you do telekinesis?
Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m coming home with you.

If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

It must be Christmas because I can’t wait to unwrap your package.

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