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Dirty Pick up lines 😏 in 2024

If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

It must be Christmas because I can’t wait to unwrap your package.

You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!

Want to go half on a baby?

Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!

Can I borrow a kiss?
I promise I’ll give it back.

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I got Hanukkah gelt in my pockets. Do you want to go get them?

If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?

Are you a woodchuck?
Because I can see your wood.

With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.

Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

Baby, are you a lion?
Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.

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