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Dirty Pick up lines 😏 in 2025

You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Did you hear that new Cardi B song?
Want me to sing it to you?

Are you a light switch?
Because you really turn me on.

Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

Want to play conductor?
You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo.

Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

If I were a ballon, would you blow me?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit some time in between?

Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?

Is your name Earl Grey?
Because you look like a hot-tea!

Are you my homework?
Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.

Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

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