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Dirty Pick up lines 😏 in 2024

Want to play conductor?
You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo.

Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

If I were a ballon, would you blow me?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit some time in between?

Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?

Is your name Earl Grey?
Because you look like a hot-tea!

Are you my homework?
Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.

Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

Want to save water by showering together?

Do you believe in karma?
Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

Can I borrow a kiss?
I promise I’ll give it back.

Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs by mail, or do you wanna give it to me in person?

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