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Dirty Pick up lines 😏 in 2024

That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would too!

Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.

I wish you were here to play ‘Simon Says’ with me… in bed.

Are you a washing machine?
Because I want to put my dirty load in you.

What did you say your name was?
I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.

Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”

What did you say your name was?
I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?

You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink)

Do you like bacon?
Wanna strip?

I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.

Do I have to sign for your package?

Do I have to sign for your package?

I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

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