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Dirty Pick up lines 😏 in 2024

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.

Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?

In the words of the great Lizzo, I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% your base.

You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!

Want to go half on a baby?

Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!

Can I borrow a kiss?
I promise I’ll give it back.

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I got Hanukkah gelt in my pockets. Do you want to go get them?

If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?

Are you a woodchuck?
Because I can see your wood.

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