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Dinosaur pick up lines 🦖 in 2025

Me Makey Your Bed Go BOOM BOOM! U Go Home With Me!

You can dig up my bone any day./It wouldn’t take much digging to get to my bone.

Come to my place let me make you dino-sore.

I’m like a carnivorous T-Rex, I like your meat.

I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life;

You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.

Want to have some Tyrannosaurus sex.

You’re at the tricera-top of my list.

Boy you as yummy as yellowcake, i ought to date you like Uranium-Series

I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

When I’m around you, I am in ice age. I am hoping this will break the ice…

Do you prefer a triceratops or tricerabottoms?

If I can’t have you I’ll be a tyrannosaurus wreck.

Have you ever been dinosaur kissed?
Allow me to demonstrate.

Me Tarzan, you Jane.

You could melt an iceman’s heart.

Yeah I’m a t-rex and my arms are short, but guess what? I make up for it elsewhere.

I like dinosaurs, you like dinosaurs, lets get this thing going.

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