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Dinosaur pick up lines 🦖 in 2025

You know what they say about a man with a large crest.

Baby I know I’m not a Flintstone but I will make your bedrock!

I going to tyrannosaurus wreck that a** when we get home.

T Rex had arms so short he couldn’t hug you. Good thing I can.

You’re like my Sacrum. Without you I would probably fall apart.

Wanna share a trench?

Ever wonder how T-rex make babies?
By having T-sex want to try some.

Let’s do a barney and Wilma, and bamm-bamm in the living room.

Did I make you horny? (Triceratops)

Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!

Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?

I would be a tyrannosaurus wreck if I was a dinosaur living without you in my life.

Live for the moment, baby. We could all be extinct tomorrow.

Hey baby, how about you keep me at arm’s length? (T-rex)

My, my you are a special find.

You know what they say about brachiosaurs: the neck’s not the only thing that’s disproportionately long.

So whose cave yours or mine?

Hey, kiss me if I get this incorrectly, but dinosaurs still exist right?

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