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Dinosaur pick up lines 🦖 in 2024

You must be a raptor, because I want to ride you all day.

Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur ass is amazing.

Hello caveman, you are tall, dark and strong. Would you like to mate?

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone’s marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

You know what they say about a dinosaur with long neck… (Apatosaurus)

I would catch a pterodactyl for you.

I’m gonna tyrannosaurus wreck that ass.

You smell good. Want some a these fresh crunchy green grasshoppers i just caught?

Wanna see my woolly mammoth?

Girl you put the a** in Jurassic.

I know we’re all homo sapiens here, but how about I take you home and turn you into a homo erectus?

Can I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?

is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?

Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?

I would be a tyrannosaurus wreck if you said no to a date with me.

Yeah, I’m a pteranodon but I got the trunk in the front like a mastodon.

Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?

My love for you shines brighter than the meteor that’s heading right for us.

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