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Dinosaur pick up lines 🦖 in 2025

You light me on fire; Stop it! Fire bad!

Come over to my place and I’ll leave you dino-sore.

Hey baby, you put the all in allosarus, you feel me?

Yeah, I mean… Technically I’m an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.

Your beauty is more striking than the preservation of Ötzi the Iceman!

Wanna yabba dabba do it?

Hey caveman, want to come back to my place later this night and find out why I’m called erectus.

Are you a raptor?
cause i wanna ride you around town.

Dimetro-damn!

Let’s go make a cave baby of our own.

Would you like to examine my bone?

Can I play find the dinosaur in your pants?

Hey girl…let’s play find the dinosaur. I’ll give you a clue. It’s in my pants.

Hey baby, I’m a diplodocus—want to see my diplocockus?

Rub my wool? (Mammoth)

You like clubbing? Really? Hey, look over there!

Hey I got some few things you could club, over at my place.

You should Triassic some tenderness.

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