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Dinosaur pick up lines 🦖 in 2024

Can I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?

is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?

Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?

I would be a tyrannosaurus wreck if you said no to a date with me.

Yeah, I’m a pteranodon but I got the trunk in the front like a mastodon.

Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?

My love for you shines brighter than the meteor that’s heading right for us.

You know what they say about a man with a large crest.

Baby I know I’m not a Flintstone but I will make your bedrock!

I going to tyrannosaurus wreck that a** when we get home.

T Rex had arms so short he couldn’t hug you. Good thing I can.

You’re like my Sacrum. Without you I would probably fall apart.

Wanna share a trench?

Ever wonder how T-rex make babies?
By having T-sex want to try some.

Let’s do a barney and Wilma, and bamm-bamm in the living room.

Did I make you horny? (Triceratops)

Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!

Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?

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