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Dinosaur pick up lines 🦖 in 2024

Want to play archaeologist and dust the bone in my pants?

Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)

I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.

What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!

Hey, do you want to hiber-mate.

Everyone thinks us carnivores can’t be sensitive.

Funny, you don’t look Jurassic.

Me Homo Erectus! Stop laughing, that not mean me gay!

You bring out the caveman in me.

Archaeologists find bones but I bet no archaeologist will find the one I’d like to bury in you.

I’m a triceratops, and if you can’t already tell I’m pretty horny.

How about we take this to dance floor and I’ll show you the Intertubercular Groove?

This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.

You Jane and me Tarzan.

You can come in my pants and dig my bone up anytime.

Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.

What’s your favorite move? Mine is LICK.

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