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D&D pick up lines ⚔️🐉🏰🧙🏻‍♂️🏹 in 2025

If we get together I’ll give you a shocking grasp all night long

Are there lots of Mimics around here?
Because that chest looks too good to be true.

Can I make a save vs. awestruck?

Half-orc: ‘I’m a human on the streets, but I’m all orc between the sheets!’

I may be a(n) X, but I’m a barbarian in bed.

Is that an Immovable Rod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a Mimic?
Because I’m pretty sure that chest is fake.

Do you have proficiency in thieves’ tools?
Because you just stole my heart..

Hey girl, uses mage hand I’ve got magic fingers…

I think I might be a Paladin. Mind if I Lay On Hands to check?

Paladin, huh? I didn’t hear chastity among those oaths you took.

Are you humanoid?
Because that is my type.

Girl you must be a daily because I’m raging right now.

I didn’t take Improved Initiative, so you’ll probably come first

If we go into the other room, I got a magic mouth

Are you a barbarian?
‘Cuz your style is all the rage.

Can I make a save vs. boner?

Hey babe, I just want you to know I have Exotic Proficiency.. with whips. Grrraarrrl…

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