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D&D pick up lines ⚔️🐉🏰🧙🏻‍♂️🏹 in 2024

Girl, are those Paladin Pants? Because you’re looking lawful good in ’em.

if I polymorphed us both into squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?”

Are you a bard?
‘Cuz you’re plucking at my heartstrings.

Damn baby, I must be a Displacer Beast because I will be beside myself if you don’t come home with me tonight.

Hey babe. I must have failed my Will save because you just Charmed me.

You must play D&D because that is some Great Cleave.

Let me be your companion tonight and I’ll show you my bestial fury.

Are you a rogue?
Because you just stole my heart.

Don’t worry, it’ll be over in a blink.

Hey, Are you an Evil Halfling?
‘Cause I feel like I want to make you my Bad Hobbit.

I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I’ll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.

Someone like you is worth taking 20 on.

Are you the goddess Sune?
Cuz you are Sune to be mine.

Girl, your booty is so fine, its stats must be from one of the game’s epic-level splatbooks instead of the core rulebooks.

I have a spear for your portable hole.

I’ll show you the one time where Endurance isn’t useless.

Are you a bard?
You’ve just inspired my pants.

Damn girl are those natural?

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