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D&D pick up lines ⚔️🐉🏰🧙🏻‍♂️🏹 in 2025

Girl, are those Paladin Pants? Because you’re looking lawful good in ’em.

if I polymorphed us both into squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?”

Are you also a wizard?
Cause when I look at you everything else disappears”

Feeling wild, baby?
That’s okay. I have a lot of ranks in Handle Animal.

I can’t control the rain, but you can expect a few inches tonight”

An alchemist?
If we mixed together, would we go bang?

Baby, you must be a Medusa, ’cause when you give me that look you make me hard as stone!

Half-off on a roll of 5?
They must have some crazy charisma.

I know my way around Grease and Color Sprays, if you’re up for it.

Is that a familiar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a medusa? ‘
Cuz you’re making me hard.

Do you have a minute?
‘Cuz I’d like to Identify what makes you tick.

Hey girl, do you want to touch my Rod of Wonder?

I swear, I’m an animal in bed.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a natural 20.

Are you an enchanter?
Because I feel like you’ve cast Charm Person on me.

Get ready to make a constitution check.

I didn’t find you a pearl of speech but I have another pearl you can put in your mouth.

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