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Dark pick up lines in 2025

Hello infant, need to see a combination between my white Dragon and your Dark Hole? (dark humor pick up lines )

I wish I could be your bathwater. So I can slither all around your books and crevices.

I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.

Come for a ride! I am a friend of your dad

I only thought about you once today–I just never stopped. I will hate having to spike your drink. Simply agree with me now. 

You can call me infant. All I need to be is inside you for eternity.

Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

Call the cops. See Who Comes first.

Hey, I have candy out in the back. It is in my van. Would you care for some?

I like my coffee like I like my women…sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer. 

Do you work at McDonalds’?
Because I’m lovin it.

How are you not tired?
You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day. 

I will hate having to spike your drink. Simply agree with me now.

Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in person than what I have been seeing through my telescope.

You look recognizable. Have I met you as of late?
It should be the garments that are confounding me. I can’t recognize you with them.

How do I like my women?
The way I like my coffee. Black and sealed in a bag that is airtight. Also, stored in the deep freezer.

I find your lack of nudity disturbing.

I’m throwing you a house party. On my bed

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