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Dark pick up lines in 2024

Hello child, need to see a combination between my white Dragon and your Dark Hole?

Can I borrow that shirt off you right now?
I want to go pay the bartender but I don’t wanna go alone. 

Smell this rag! I’m sure you can inhale the chloroform.

I will hate having to spike your drink. Simply agree with me now.

There should be a major issue with my vision. I need your assistance, I can’t take them off you.

I’m having trouble thinking straight. All the blood from my brain has been drained to give me a boner.

You can call me baby. All I want to be is inside you forever.

I am trying to establish a p*** network. Will you do me the honor of being my first client?

There must be something wrong with my eyesight. I need your help, I just can’t take them off you.

Envisioning interesting and dull in a similar sentence doesn’t appear to be acceptable, no? Since interesting is entertaining while dim is somewhat bent than your standard humor. Yet, that doesn’t mean individuals hate it. While it isn’t intended for everybody, here are not many clever dull conversation starters that you can utilize:

Excuse me, I would like to help you exorcise a monster that grows next to you. All you have to do is suck my c***. 

I only thought about you once today–I just never stopped.

I’m new to this area. Can you lead me on the way to your apartment?

How are you not tired?
You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day. 

I just expounded on you in my dim passionate diary. Wanna read? Hello child, would you say you are comprised of dull matter? Since you’re incredible. You should be Catwoman cause the Dark Knight Rises.

I’ve been noticing you noticing me. If you wouldn’t mind, I would like to change the multiple noticing into notices of o****** for you!

You have the most beautiful tatas I have ever seen. Can I be reincarnated as your child? I would like to suck on then till I am old and graying.

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

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