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Dark pick up lines in 2024

Are you a light switch?
I keep getting turned on every time you are around.

Do you like rainbows, cus you can taste my rainbow any time.

I’m having trouble thinking straight. All the blood from my brain have been drained to give me a boner.

You look very familiar. Have I met you recently?
It must be the clothes that are confusing me. I can’t identify you with them. 

Would i be able to request that you drop dead?
I’m a necrophiliac and I may very well consider the big picture.

Why don’t you kneel down and smile like a donut.

OOOOOh, baby, you must have wished upon a star cause today is your lucky day!

Excuse me, I would like to help you exorcise a monster that grows next to you. All you have to do is suck my c***. 

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Are you a shark?
Cos I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow

Stop being melancholic. I know your crush is dead. I did it so that you can be with me. 

You want to call the cops. Go ahead, see who comes first.

What genre of music do you like?
Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.

I’ve been seeing you seeing me. In the event that you wouldn’t see any problems, I might want to change the various seeing into notification of o****** for you!

I can see our future. We are destined to be married. 

Know what would look good on you?
CRUTCHES

You know what I have got?
A knife and a p****. One of them is going inside you tonight.

Can I borrow that shirt off you right now?
I want to go pay the bartender but I don’t wanna go alone. 

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