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Dark pick up lines in 2025

There’s a tornado, come in my basement.

How do I like my women?
The way I like my coffee. Black and sealed in a bag that is airtight. Also, stored in the deep freezer.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I saw you too. 

Damn girl, are you a school house?
Because I’d shoot kids in you.

Your outfit is so dazzling. Do you know how it can look better?
Rumpled in a bunch on mysteries that haven’t been solved.

I would like to have a clone of you to myself. Can you offer me your groin hair? I hear that works better.

How are you not tired?
You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day.

On the off chance that you become mixed up amidst murkiness

If you ever want to have the first kid, you will get in bed with me. 

Can I ask you to drop dead?
I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it. 

Did you choke on a light bulb?
Your chest is all flashy

Stop being melancholic. I know your crush is dead. I did it so that you can be with me.

There should be some kind of problem with my vision. I need your assistance, I can’t take them off you.

Tell me you are a banana because I find you a peeling.

Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.

Are you a light switch? I keep getting turned on every time you are around.

You have the cutest smile when you sleep. 

Do you work at the subway?
Because you’re giving me a foot long.

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