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Dark pick up lines in 2024

If your feeling down, remember, I’ll feel you back up.

I can see our future. We are destined to be married. 

I want to name multiple orgasms after you. 

Is your daddy a baker?
Because you got some nice buns.

There must be something wrong with my eyesight. I need your help, I just can’t take them off you.

I want to touch you but you have to promise not to call the cops.

Hello infant, need to see a combination between my white Dragon and your Dark Hole? (dark humor pick up lines )

I wish I could be your bathwater. So I can slither all around your books and crevices.

What genre of music do you like? Why not heavy metal?
I can make you learn how to scream.

Come for a ride! I am a friend of your dad

I only thought about you once today–I just never stopped. I will hate having to spike your drink. Simply agree with me now. 

You can call me infant. All I need to be is inside you for eternity.

Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.

Call the cops. See Who Comes first.

Hey, I have candy out in the back. It is in my van. Would you care for some?

I like my coffee like I like my women…sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer. 

Do you work at McDonalds’?
Because I’m lovin it.

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