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Cowboy pick up lines 🤠 in 2025

Does my ass look good in these Wranglers?

We might probably be like Woody and Buzz Lightyear, but not just a pair of buddies for life.

Cowboy up!

I’ll be in Intensive Care later. Why don’t you drop by?

You can ride me so hard. They’ll have to take me out back and shoot me.

What size boot you wear girl?

Hey girl, watch this.

No, it can’t be bought it’s something you’re born with. That’s what country is.

You’re under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.

You might want to spend the rest of this striking starry night with a handsome cowboy like me.

And especially for the m/m lovers:

I can give you the wildest rodeo ride… in bed.

The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?

Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?

You can probably go with me to the west coast along with thousands of horses chasing us.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
You want I should walk by again?

I’ll fall for you like a blind roofer.

You know how they say everything’s bigger in Texas? Want proof?

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