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Cowboy pick up lines 🤠 in 2025

Got any Texan in you? Want some?

Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?

You raise a lot of chickens, girl, because you’re damn good at raising cock.

Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?

Howdy, need a ride?

Run if ya want, Missy, but I’ll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say ‘stay away from me you Skoal-chewin’freak.’

I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.

This golden sunshine makes your beauty become more radiant than ever, my beloved cowgirl.

City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.

I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things!

Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

Girl, I’m like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.

Got eight seconds?

Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Because I can see myself in em.

You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.

Girl, I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!

I ain’t ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.

Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.

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