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Cowboy pick up lines 🤠 in 2024

Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin’ arrested in Mississippi.

Oh, baby, when I’m around you I can’t think straight.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I might have looked like Woody, but you must know that you’ve not just got a friend in me.

Are you a cowgirl?
Because I can see you riding me.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin’.

Did it hurt, when you fell off your horse?

Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would bang you in the barn.

You know, when I said “Howdy Cowgirl,” I didn’t think it would work.

Don’t worry ladies that isn’t a pistol in my pocket.

Honey, that’s a nice set of legs. What time do they open?

Romantic comedies and cuddling?
No, thanks. I’d rather ride in your truck and have sex.

I wanna rope you, but I don’t want to give you rope burn.

I am amazed that you are indeed a cowgirl as you already stolen of our hearts in this room.

Are you a good cuddler?
I might let you join my gang.

I hope you’ve good balance, because you’ll be riding bareback all night.

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