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Coronavirus pick up lines 🦠😷🔬💉 in 2025

Are you the covid-19 vaccine?
Because I want you inside me.

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Did you just give me the virus because baby, you are getting me all hot and bothered.

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I think i have corona virus. Cause i can’t stop looking atchoo

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One-ply? Two-ply? Neither. The only thing I’m looking for is your re-ply

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No one rocks a mask better than you.

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Left or right arm?
Either way I am going to make both of your arms sore when I am done.

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To be quarantined with…

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I like my women like I like my Covid. 19, Chinese, breathtaking, and spreads easily

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Hypothetically speaking, if you were a restaurant who shut down dining-in, would you let me pick you up at the curb? See you tonight?

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Are you looking for a naughty boy? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?

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So you would touch me with a ten-foot pole?

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Cough here often?

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I like my virus like I like my women; easy to spread. (Again. This one is horrible. Never use it.)

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Babe I am like the covid vaccine, you cannot stop with just 1 shot of my load.

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Is it hot in here or is it just our fevers and shortness of breath?

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Girl are you Corona virus?
Cause I don’t have you

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Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

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