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Coronavirus pick up lines 🦠😷🔬💉 in 2025

You can’t spell virus without U and I

Is it hot in here or is covid-19 giving us this fever?

Babe, I am better than the vaccine because I got a big stimulus package.

You smell so good, is that Purell® you’re wearing?

Damn people really spreading corona virus huh Im just trynna spread your cheeks

What if I told you I have **whispers** “60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper”

Babe Its Covid-19 outside.

You must be a doctor, ‘cause I’m ready for you to get me a shot.

I have toilet paper.

Baby, are you the Covid virus? Are you 19 and easy to spread?

Can I take you with me and work you from home?

Do you want to come into my bubble?

Why yes, it is a megaphone AND I am happy to see you.

I’m the only thing still on the shelf these days.

I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.

I don’t know if I’m out of breath from you or this disease.

Break up with your girlfriend like she’s polio, because she is 99.9% history.

Are you hand sanitizer?
Because I want you all over me.

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