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Coronavirus pick up lines 🦠😷🔬💉 in 2025

Hypothetically speaking, if you were a restaurant who shut down dining-in, would you let me pick you up at the curb? See you tonight?

Are you looking for a naughty boy? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?

So you would touch me with a ten-foot pole?

Cough here often?

I like my virus like I like my women; easy to spread. (Again. This one is horrible. Never use it.)

Babe I am like the covid vaccine, you cannot stop with just 1 shot of my load.

Is it hot in here or is it just our fevers and shortness of breath?

Girl are you Corona virus?
Cause I don’t have you

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

May I hold your hand or the latex from your glove?

Why settle with just mRNA vaccine, when you get the full load of DNA from me.

If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.

Hey there, are you the vaccine ?
Because the whole world is chasing you.

The government says we need to stay 6 feet away but I want to give you 6 inches. (please don’t use this one)

I’d get fined $5000 to see your face

Wanna make plans that we have to cancel?

Would you like to wipe down any of my surfaces?

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