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Coronavirus pick up lines 🦠😷🔬💉 in 2024

I may not have money, but I have rolls of toilet paper.

Is that active immunity or are you just happy to see me?

You’re the one that I want

If the corona virus doesn’t take you out… Can I?

We’re quarantined in the same house, your options are kind of limited.”

Our love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we moved fast.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d keep U and I exactly where they are, with eleven letters of longing between them.

Baby, you must be pneumonia, because you’re taking my breath away.

Are you an N95 mask?
Cause I want you on my face.

Are you coming down with COVID-19?
Because I want to flatten your curves.

Are you the covid-19 vaccine?
Because I want you inside me.

Did you just give me the virus because baby, you are getting me all hot and bothered.

I think i have corona virus. Cause i can’t stop looking atchoo

One-ply? Two-ply? Neither. The only thing I’m looking for is your re-ply

No one rocks a mask better than you.

Left or right arm?
Either way I am going to make both of your arms sore when I am done.

To be quarantined with…

I like my women like I like my Covid. 19, Chinese, breathtaking, and spreads easily

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