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Coronavirus pick up lines 🦠😷🔬💉 in 2025

First shot or second shot?
Want to celebrate with me on a date in a week?

Hey baby, I’ve got toilet paper and hand sanitizer back at my place.

Hey girl, are you every restaurant during the corona virus?Cuz i want to take you out.

Wanna get closer than 6 feet?

Corona make me go out of this world.

I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.

You had me at a 64 oz tub of aloe-based hand sanitizer.

Stay home if you sicc. Come over if you thicc.

Am I feeling butterfly in my stomach right now or did I just miss my booster?

Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.

Hey girl are you the number of Corona virus cases? Cause I want you to go down

Hey, I wash my hands when there’s no pandemic too ;).

Cough here often?

Girl are you a covid vaccine?
Because I have had my breathe taken away without you.

I saw you liked and retweeted my tweet, so this is getting pretty serious huh

In a Full World of Corona Virus. I wanna to be your Sanitizer

Girl, are you down with the sickness?
Because oh WAH AH AH AH

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

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