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Coronavirus pick up lines 🦠😷🔬💉 in 2024

I really can’t stay” / “Baby it’s COVID-19 outside

You can’t spell quarantine without u r a q t.

I’m sure you can’t be infected by corona Cuz the virus dies at high temperatures and you are HOT!

I’d jump in front of a sneeze for you.

Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.

Nothing more contagious than your smile.

Are you coronavirus cause you really take my breath away

Hey Babe, Can I ship you a drink?

Are you a pandemic because you’ve got my heart on lockdown.

Did it hurt when you fell from 100.4°F?

Sanitize me harder.

Are you the corona virus?
Because youre breathtaking

Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight

I’m just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. Asking him to maybe move back another foot. Thanks

Hey are you the Coronavirus?
Because you have an infectious smile that might just kill me because I’d struggle to be socially distanced from you.

Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.

I saw you there across the bar. Stay there.

Our love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we move fast.

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